38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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