return my video game
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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