Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Oh god it's open bar.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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