i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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