areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's blow job season.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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