Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Randomize
