I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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