I just made out with a guy for $7.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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