shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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