Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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