So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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