Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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