Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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