I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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