i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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