oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You pole danced in your parka.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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