this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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