I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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