Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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