shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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