He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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