Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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