Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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