Just cropdusted the office
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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