On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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