y did u give ur computer a hand job?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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