Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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