Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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