yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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