Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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