I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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