i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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