Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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