Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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