Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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