idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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