party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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