I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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