I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize