Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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