what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Randomize
