One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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