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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have aggressive nipples.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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