I think I died a long time ago.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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