Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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