you didnt know i had herpes?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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