they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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