Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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