the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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