i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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