You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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