can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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