I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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