too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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