I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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