He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
