You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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