I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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