Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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