I need help removing her.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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go home
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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