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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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