i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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